Boney. What does a person say about this character other than he is a real character. I mean two steps away from being a real life cartoon character kinda character. This man has so many mental problems that a first year psych student should befriend this guy and write his masters program's dissertation on the many psyches of Boney.
He cries to the rooftops when he's being wronged, which is 80% of the time. Yet he will go out of his way to wrong others in his never-ending search to make his penis happy. His boyfriend/husband has a boyfriend, yet wants to work things out with him, while his girlfriend is a psycho bitch from hell who is pregnant with [supposed] Boney's kid. LOL ~oh my fucking gods~ ... and Boney loves the psycho bitch from hell and only kinda likes his husband!
Confused yet? Well, it gets better. Boney is in a constant state of arrest/conviction/incarceration due to his inability to hold down a job, just say "no" to a quick buck [theft], and a psycho girlfriend who is having him arrested, but against which Boney will do nothing to retaliate or prevent this shit from happening. But he wants sympathy. "I'm a fuck up, wah wah wah!" Psycho bitch has him arrested, so poor old Boney has nowhere to live. He moves back in with the husband, searching the skies for his next possible opportunity to contact the girlfriend, but thinks, maybe even believes he is not using him...but let's face it...he is.
And it's not like Boney is a good looking guy! His face looks like it caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick! The guy is like 400+ pounds, and can't keep a job! I don't get the attraction...AT ALL.
Boney isn't a thief; he just steals. Boney isn't an adulterer; she came looking for him. Boney isn't a bad father; he just doesn't do anything for his kid. Boney isn't a bad guy; he just puts his own happiness above that of EVERYone else in his life.
I once felt badly for this guy. I thought, "Here's a guy who just can't catch a break! We could help him!" Now, I know that Boney is in it for Boney, and if he can make you believe a sob story to gain your sympathy, empathy, or assistance in any way he does, and will.
I used to think people were stupid, but a person was smart. In Boney Maroni, I have seen the error of that school of thought.
He cries to the rooftops when he's being wronged, which is 80% of the time. Yet he will go out of his way to wrong others in his never-ending search to make his penis happy. His boyfriend/husband has a boyfriend, yet wants to work things out with him, while his girlfriend is a psycho bitch from hell who is pregnant with [supposed] Boney's kid. LOL ~oh my fucking gods~ ... and Boney loves the psycho bitch from hell and only kinda likes his husband!
Confused yet? Well, it gets better. Boney is in a constant state of arrest/conviction/incarceration due to his inability to hold down a job, just say "no" to a quick buck [theft], and a psycho girlfriend who is having him arrested, but against which Boney will do nothing to retaliate or prevent this shit from happening. But he wants sympathy. "I'm a fuck up, wah wah wah!" Psycho bitch has him arrested, so poor old Boney has nowhere to live. He moves back in with the husband, searching the skies for his next possible opportunity to contact the girlfriend, but thinks, maybe even believes he is not using him...but let's face it...he is.
And it's not like Boney is a good looking guy! His face looks like it caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick! The guy is like 400+ pounds, and can't keep a job! I don't get the attraction...AT ALL.
Boney isn't a thief; he just steals. Boney isn't an adulterer; she came looking for him. Boney isn't a bad father; he just doesn't do anything for his kid. Boney isn't a bad guy; he just puts his own happiness above that of EVERYone else in his life.
I once felt badly for this guy. I thought, "Here's a guy who just can't catch a break! We could help him!" Now, I know that Boney is in it for Boney, and if he can make you believe a sob story to gain your sympathy, empathy, or assistance in any way he does, and will.
I used to think people were stupid, but a person was smart. In Boney Maroni, I have seen the error of that school of thought.
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